Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Jordany Valdespin vs The Career Never Was Scrub (Hint: Scrubs win in the Mets organization)

Warning: Excessive and pointless and needless abundant cursing (but it's soooo much fun!)

Um, wow. So much for the hope Jordany Valdespin gave us, and the fun first 3 weeks of the season we had trying to dig up information on him. Apparently hitting .385/.406/.615/1.021 isn't enough in the eyes of the Mets. What a fucking joke, he was booted to Extended Spring Training to make room for Jake fucking Eigsti, who's done precisely jack fucking shit in his career. Valdespin did more in 3 weeks for Savannah then Eigsti did in 150 ABs in 2008, and I'm NOT being facetious.

Valdespin 2009: .385/.406/.615/1.021 (25 for 65, 15 runs, 2 2b, 2 3b, 3 HR, 15 RBI, 3/10 BB/K)

Eigsti (WHO BLOWS!) 2008 Savannah: .253/.309/.347/.655 (38 for 150, 17 runs, 5 2b, 3 3b, HR, 10 RBI, 11/25 BB/K)

Clearly the scrub 25 year old (with a career .241/.300/.314/.614 line in 573 ABs) needs another shot at this level, and we cannot let the "who the heck is this 21 year old?" kid keep playing and see what we have. No, no clearly not. See - it's moves like this that make me think the directors of the minor leagues are cum guzzling piss drinking ass monkeys.

They did the same fucking shit with Jake Ruckle in 2006, he was flat out dominating the FSL at age 20 (1.60 era in 50.2 innings) - but because he was just "filling in", they demoted him to Brooklyn, DESPITE those numbers.

What the fuck. I mean What. The. Fuck.

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1 comment:

  1. If I remember correctly, they did a similar thing with Jordan Abruzzo last year. He was batting .300 in St. Lucie and then he went down to Brooklyn.

    Where is Abruzzo anyway?

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